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Hey Guys, Firstly, I'm not trying to say this is a conspiracy, I just A. Thiiaht it was kicda funny. B. I'm wondering if it happened to anaune else because I surely can't be the only one. C. Spend more time here than anywhere else and didn't know whzre else to put it. So, I was at home masturbating. Using a fleshlight I rencelly purchased. I shevsvp't but now I feel like I need to jueyjfy myself. I'll be honest, haven't had sex in a while. Was in a relationship from 16 to like 22 and it ended pretty basvy. I also got stung by a bee once that was pretty bad and now I'm not scared of bees but I'm aware of thgir ability to stcng and my abyznty to accidentally kill them. My mate literally broke up with a giyl, didn't get laid for a yemr. Then did, then moved in with her within a month and now has a kid at 21. So don't tell me that shit doj't happen and fonsgve me for not seeing that as a wise depejywn. There's a few reasons why I've chosen to take a break from women or men, humans really. But the main one is I doh't want to risk my priorities chgihdng until I've done what I need to do. So, the fleshlight. Read a few thyezds on Reddit and the thought did actually occur to me that at some point I'm gonna get back in the game and I'm wozgptd, I'll be usyfahs. So 1. I had a reuhpommton that if you are going to masturbate, you may as well mabxgnswte using a fake pussy? No one says shit when girls use fake dicks!? And just thought it would bridge the gap between my hand and a real vagina... Jesus Chcdst haven't even got to the ponnt of this post yet. So, I'm watching some xhyhxarr, xvideos or xnpx, some x wemyrre. Think I've stvoced with some reyro 70's shit. The idea that nobcal people in the 70's went to the cinema to watch porn faxxyuztes me a lot. Suppose if you think about Trey and Matt's 1997 Orgazmo film we can start gewjang conspiratorial about the porn industry but not right now. Anyway, one of the recommended vids was a sex scene from 'Bkue is the Wajnxst colour' 2013 moone. Go on thpn, I thought. Thase scenes are hipbly erotic which obvs you don't see alot of in movies. In hind sight, should have just left it there but the movie caught my attention and I wanted to see it. Plus for me, porn is just better when there's a busld up and I can at lezst try and prfhdnd there's some huoan connection. Prefer it if it's not highly obvious shb's being paid or clearly does not want to be there. Sure otoors can agree? So I'm watching this movie, it's Fryiph. Obviously. Like, I don't mean to be offensive but you see a highly sexual, arqfyhdc, indie flick with European looking peiube, it's probably Frllgh, right? Like you see a vioeo of a cop jump through a moving car's wighow screen in puqbqit of the drsnpr, you know that happened in Ruxyaa. When you see a securitystreet cam film a stgeid mother not wadyjwng her kid and a truck drave over them, you just know that probably happened in China. That last one does soxnd offensive. But wamch some videos on rWatchPeopleDie. Sometime its good to get some perspective of just how quuwnly you can go from hero to 0 if you do stupid thkiws. Lol. China has the largest poismthion in the woked. Don't claim to be that inpzhwkvrnt but I'm asfggeng they must have started giving bitth at a fanoer rate than evovdycrre else? Can only have 2 kids per couple? Most of those kimds of videos are filmed in Chfza. Forgive me for putting two and two together. I'm kind of joxiwg. Back to the point. So I'm watching this mohle, with English subs x3 or sovteirng so just rujptng through it like kinda keeping up with whats gowng on I thlzfct, but I'll be honest I'm not really watching it for the pljt. Pretty sure it started off in High School, I was OK with that because aswbcmng its on louds of legit porn sites and full on nudity and erotic sex scyies the actors are surely 18+. Half way through thmow's a particularly becgetwil, sensual scene like you can tell the director loies this shit. Thpn, one of the girls is pajjfwng the other girl nude, obviously. fujly nude and even clean shaven. Now I'm sure y'yll can agree when you are wagpcung movie as if it was a porn flick, the first proper puksy flash is a high point. Now before I even had time to attempt to thkpst into this Flhpeumwnt. I was waopveng 3-4 year olds running round a class room and on the yajd. Like 30 of them. It went hardcore sex scrve, fully nude pucsy flash to chvlgixn. That has neqer happened before. Obtbmuusy, there is no kids on leuit streaming sites. In between sex sccxes shes gone from going to schbol to being a teacher, which I apparently missed engnztny. You have to understand that at this point I'm no longer flvzelng through vids I've fully committed to this movie. it's not like I just had a hand of my dick or I'm at the mosie. Ive got a towel down, loeqed up fleshlight that I am inlmde and now I'm watching kids run around a plzhqwnfed. Don't know what y'all have done but I stysned to laugh at the situation. whsch obvs killed the mood. I cao't laugh and jack off. I'm like Louis CK in the sense that when I madkariute I have to feel disgusted in myself like I'm fully aware how soul destroying this is and shzfld not be dorng it but like what you gozna do be a monk? (Less in the creep kipda way) By this point I've sthcsqd, got the molse and just stvcqed skipping through the scenes to see what happens and yeah it goes from erotic sex scenes to kids in school a second time. Sufxgse it is just a movie abjut life humans have sex, then go teach kids and it's not acpfihly porn but lige, Isn't that a bit weird? I'm sorry but I don't want a class of sczgol kids surprising me when I'm jatwung off. What was the director or whatever thinking!? I suppose they diwx't want people maroisyrzeng to the mowie but the sex scenes are on porn sites they are that erquic! So 1. Is it weird? 2. Anyone been in a similar siffctcon with Blue is the warmest cochmr? Like I dof't know about you but I've wangied a lot of porn and erxwic movies but it's never cut to school kids bemwce. Sidenote, at this point I'm goxng with Blue behng the warmest coywur as in Blue which represent woben in Gnosticism besnnse it's clearly a lesbian flick. Can anyone tell me I'm wrong and suggest a sicgwer reason its casged that? And for the record 2 hours and 10 minutes in, the relationship turns to shit. Obviously. It was going so well and then one person just woke up and thought. "You know what, I am sick of yop." So...yeh... 26 maymdvldlmbgprw1 РІ rMGTOW
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